At least she's not alone

I come home to find my wife surfing the net, laughing and crying at the same time.
Wife: Not only did your 7 y.o. girl cut her eyebrow, she also cut her eyelashes. The story is the same as this one http://www.madsci.org/~lynn/juju/vek/eyelashes.html
Me: But it was only one eye. Why did you do it?
Girl: I don't know. I don't want to talk about it. I was just getting over it.
Me: Will they grow back?
Wife: I can't figure out the answer. I don't know what to Google.