The Continued Tutelage of CT, With Reference To The Miracle of Life

Recently, CT and I attended a reception for our new first year associates.

CT, noting the profile of a paralegal at the other side of the room: Remeber that woman at the airport? That was the best line ever. Hey, it looks like S is pregnant. Why don't you ask so I don't make an ass out of myself, because I'd like to congratulate her.

G-man: Fat . . . chance.