Tuesday, December 07, 2004

Guilty as Charged

wife: what time did you come back to bed?
G-man: 5 a.m. -- another night of insomnia.
wife: what were you doing?
G-man: watching TV. What were you doing?
wife: I've been throwing up ever since you went downstairs.
G-man: No, that's what woke me up in the first place.