Crawling King Snake

Since the "rocket docket" Eastern District of Virginia jammed up, the Eastern District of Texas has become the patent lawsuit capital of the nation. I might be going to a trial there soon.

DR: Hey Texas-bound friend, did you find the jury instructions? If not, let me know and I'll send them to you.
G-man: Yes, now do I get to strap on my gun, pin on my badge, and become the "Law-Man?"
DR: You betcha, and eat all the grits your little heart desires!
G-man: Only if they have cheese and jalapenos in them, otherwise I might as well be eating library paste.
DR: or unless the grits are from Alabama--had the best grits there last month! But there is something to be said for library glue too.