Wednesday, January 18, 2006

If Only Abe Were Here

Ms. Clinton: "When you look at the way the House of Representatives has been run, it has been run like a plantation, and you know what I'm talking about!"
Sharpton: Dumb assed bitch, ain't nobody here ever worked on a plantation. How the fuck does she expect us to know what she's talking about? The Emancipation Proclamation was made before my granddaddy was born.
Ms. Clinton: Why don't you come spend a week at my house, Al? I'll show you what I mean.
G-man: Yeah, that way, not only will she be able to verbally abuse you with the hope that you'll redirect your anger at others, but she'll even be able to listen to all your phone calls Al, because your cell phone won't work there!
Sharpton: Shut up, honky.