Friday, April 13, 2007

"But I Thought I Could Make It"

I'm taking the train home. At 7 p.m., I get a call from my wife. At first I thought the cell phone connection was bad, but she was laughing hysterically.

Jawbitch: Bwaahhahhahhaha, where's the jack?
G-Man: There's one in the van.
Jawbitch: Ho ho ho, where?
G-Man: In the back on the RHS behind a panel -- WHY?
Jawbitch: Because, ha, I, ha ha ha, asdpouxzhjop8urstls
G-Man: What?
Jawbitch: Ha ha ha ha ahh ha. I'll send you a picture.
G-Man: ok.