Sneezing On The Third Rail

G-man, thinking he's sitting virtually alone near train car door, leans over in seat to direct output towards floor: AAAAaaaaaachhoooooooooOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!

Unperceived woman in very back of car: THAT'S DISGUSTING, WHY DON'T YOU COVER YOUR MOUTH? ALL THOSE GERMS! THAT'S FUCKING GROSS. YOU SHOULD COVER YOUR MOUTH WHEN YOU SNEEZE. YOU ARE SO INCONSIDERATE.

G-man: Sorry, just recovering from the bird flu.

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Attention, Big Law, take note (more discussion on this topic tomorrow):

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