Tuesday, November 01, 2005

Illin' Some More

I've been sick for the last two weeks. I have a really bad cold. Not the kind where you can't breath, but rather, where green ectoplasm seems to emit from every orifice above the neck.

G-man: Do you remember me sneezing on you last night? I was asleep when it happened.
Jawbitch: Yeah, it woke me up. So disgusting. Why don't you cover your mouth when you sneeze?
G-man: I told you, I was totally sleeping. No joke.
Jawbitch: That's impossible. Nobody can sneeze in their sleep. Too much stimulus.
G-man: Well, I did, but it was so loud, it woke me up too. That's how I knew I sneezed on you. I'm sorry.
Jawbitch: Fucking gross, getting sprayed with all those vectors. Now I'm probably going to get sick.