Deliver my Liver

I'm starting to grow weary of putting out the extra mile for my firm. Now that the summers are gearing up to get here, once again I've been recruited to be a mentor. Not only do they want my time, but they want my vital organs too. The firm has planned several summer associate social functions, many opportunities for drinking. Then again, if I leave in the middle of the summer, I can pass the torch on to the club I founded while at ustafirm:

THE MENTORLESS ASSOCIATES.