Friday, July 23, 2010

Mr. Cheapness

G-man: I got to clean my gutters this weekend. It's a two-story house.
Train-pal Al: I got those gutter guards, because as I've gotten older, I'm more afraid of heights. They leave my gutters dirty though. You can't win. Are you afraid of heights?
G-man: No. But I'm more afraid of the ridicule, should I survive the fall.