Thursday, May 05, 2005

Cinco de Mayo

Jawbitch: Is our financial planner taking all the money in our account? How much money do we have in our account?
G-man: Which account, checking account?
Jawbitch: Yeah, I gotta pay some bills.
G-man: He doesn't "take" the money, he invests it. What bills?
Jawbitch: I have to pay my credit card for our vacation we took in February.
G-man: How much is it?
Jawbitch: About seven thousands.
G-man: Well, it would help if you could wait a week or two, so we can cover it. I'm going outside now to look at my new $3G gas grill, just to remind me why I'm working so hard.

G-man, thinking to himself -- ahhh, I feel better, now that's a grill!