Bachelor's Pad

As you may remember, my family and I just got back from Anguilla six weeks ago. This morning, my family took a double vacation: a cruise without me. I'm contemplating a run to Atl. City next weekend. Other than going to work, whaddaya think I should I do this week?

At 5:30 a.m. this morning, Max threw a hissy fit, refusing to eat the toast I offered him. GG was very upset because she wanted to come to the "Take your child to work" day with me this Friday, the same day I have an important reply brief due (and one of the chief reasons why I'm not going).

Jawbitch wrote the following note, in illegible Dr.'s scribble:

Birds MWF
Sunday
Fish everyday
Plants Thurs --

Buy: Milk
School Drinks
Cold Cuts
for School - Turkey
Pastrami
Soda
Milk

and then Gram (hereafter known as "Dustwitch Senior") adds the following:

MILK
BREAD
RAISIN BREAD
BANANAS, PEARS
STRAWBERRIES

Waiving goodbye, a little drop of moisture squeezed out of the corner of G-man's eye.